Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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