I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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