How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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