you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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