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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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