So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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