you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
