Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The feeling are messing with the penis
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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