I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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