I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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