This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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