Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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