no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
vagina is talking i cant
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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