i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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