Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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