I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Do you remember whose house we're in?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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