I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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