pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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