You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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