My pussy is not your playground.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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