let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
pray to the hookup gods
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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