This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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