So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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