No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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