Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
why is half of my head shaved?
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