Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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