I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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