all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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