nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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