you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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