Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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