marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
420 ftw
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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