he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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