Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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