Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ

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(757): View more from Virginia

if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date

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(804): View more from Virginia

So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss

(757): View more from Virginia

So when are we having a sleepover?

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(682): View more from Texas

aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow

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(630): View more from Illinois

My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.

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(305): View more from Florida

Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?

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