What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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