Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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