we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
is it fun? or sober?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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