Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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