goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i came on her dog
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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