"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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