I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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