glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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