Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i out mim tonsoeep
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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