You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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