Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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