New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
you never un-have a 4some
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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