i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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