My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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