No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
They have beer where we have blood.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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