How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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