I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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