If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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