I'm laying in your front yard are you home
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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